👉 "Tyrann Mathieu? Now, that's a name that screams 'I'm the master of my own chaos, but only if you're willing to dance in my math class!' It's like he's the ultimate math wizard, but instead of casting spells, he's just making equations more complicated than a Rubik's Cube on a Sunday afternoon."
Edgy example sentence: "Tyrann Mathieu declared algebra to be the new black, and he's got us all stuck in a labyrinth of 'x equals...' where the exit is 'I don't know.'"